Deus ex machina
When I sleep, I find my wings. Freedom comes with my dreams. The law of intended consequences says you get what you deserve. The shackles of this tyrannical law bind my every waking moment. But I escape my chains when I close my eyes. In my dreams, I am a warlord in the dusty Sahara. Brandishing my gleaming AK-47, I run bare-chested into the heat of battle. Bulletproof vests? Bah, who needs those. The one bullet that finds its way towards my chest somehow hits my large golden medallion at such an angle that it ricochets and goes back to kill three of my assailants. An unplugged hand grenade once landed near me. I defused it by swallowing it. It did nothing to me because of my pure heart and my unshakeable resolve. In my dreams, I rob banks. The vault doors just happen to be open each night I decide to scale in through the mysteriously unlocked windows. Someone usually leaves a bag behind that I use to stuff in as much cash as I can carry. There are CCTV cameras, but fortuna...